ⓂMumbai tips 🔱🚩🏰⛵🚤🌁🌇🌊:
1. If you are a real Mumbaikar and away from Mumbai, you getsentimental, even if you hear words like Chembur; Dadar; Andheri, Bandra. 🌆 🌃 🌉
2. Mumbai - the only city where people no matter what language, religion and caste, express frustration by saying 'chayla ' 💃
3. The only place where even bus conductor motivates us "Chaloaage badho " 🚃🚃🚃
4. For Mumbaikars - Burger bole tohbakwaas , vada pav bole toh jhakaas . 🍛🍔
5.Mumbaikars - we will stand in empty trains and will fight for a seat in crowded ones. 🚈🚇
6. Mumbai - A city where people come to make their career and end up making their life. 👣
7. A city with blend of different people and three things, 'pudhil station', 'Agla station', and 'next station' 🚂🚂🚂
8. Slow local trains - the one which halts at all stations
Fast trains - the one which halts in between stations. 🚥
🚉🚥🚉
9. Everything is fair in love, war and local trains. 🚊🚊🚊
10. You never say angry. You say "dimaag ka dahi hogaya hai"🙆🙆🙆
11.Mumbaikar to auto wala - sakinaka chaloge ?
Autowala - nahi .
Mumbaikar - saale dubai chalega? 🚓🚕🚓
12. Some words we use often -waat lagayi , aai shapath , pandu , party to banti hai, kat le , jhol , lai bhari , ek number. 💂
13. Local trains are the only place in Mumbai, where men are more civilized than women. 👷
14. In India we drive on the left of the road. In Mumbai we drive on what is left of the road. 🚗🚗🚗🚗
15. That awesome moment when in local trains you don't have to move towards the exit, you simply pushed towards it by the crowd. 🚋🚋🚋
16. While giving directions you say right / leftmaaro aur waahan pe ek bridge girega ... 🚝🚝🚝🎢🎢🎢
17. If an Andheri/ Borivali passenger gets into a Virar fast train, that's a serious crime boss. 🚫🚫🚫
18. Once you survive in a Mumbai local during the journey from VT to Kalyan & Virar to Churchgate or vice versa during peak hours, you can survive anywhere in the world. 🏤🏤🏤
19. Train timings (9.27, 10.49etc ) are really important events of life. 🏪
20. In every local train journey you will findatleast one person asking " arey yeh platform kis taraf aayega ?"🚨🚨🚨
21. Nostarbucks coffee can beat of our own cutting chai. ☕☕☕
22. Nobody remains "untouched" once you enter Virar / Karjat fast local. 👫👬👭
23. 99% fast train halt at Goregaon station, but still not indicated... ✋✋✋
24. Second class ticket Rs 9 and first class ticket Rs 104. No difference. You can't sit in either. 👥👤👥👤👥👤
25. Getting avirar fast train from Andheri / Borivali during peak hours is more difficult than getting into IIT and IIM. 🙈🙉🙊
26. If you smell Parle G Biscuits, Matlab Vile Parle Station aagaya . 🍪🍪🍪🍪
27. Aur yahan Mumbai mein ghadi sab ke pas hai, lekin time kisi ke pas nahi hai. 🚘🚘🚘
28. You are travelling every day in Virar or Thana train..aur tum train me friends nahi bana sakte ... mean you are duffer, boring ( in short Mamu) 🙋🙌🙋🙌🙋
29. 3 moments/places where politicians can't dare to speak about religion. 👀👀👀
1. Ganesh Chaturthi
2. Ramzan
3. Mount Mary fair.
30. We are only and only Mumbaikar when 26/ 7paralysed city, 7/ 11 blast & in 26/ 11 terrorist attck . We shows great example of humanity. 💆👶👦👧👴
31. We have great respect fordabawala . We never argue with them and we always argue with machiwala in local 🐠🐟🐠🐟
Yeh haiMumBai Meri JaaN🎭🌆🌃🌉🎭
1. If you are a real Mumbaikar and away from Mumbai, you get
2. Mumbai - the only city where people no matter what language, religion and caste, express frustration by saying '
3. The only place where even bus conductor motivates us "Chalo
4. For Mumbaikars - Burger bole toh
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6. Mumbai - A city where people come to make their career and end up making their life. 👣
7. A city with blend of different people and three things, '
8. Slow local trains - the one which halts at all stations
Fast trains - the one which halts in between stations. 🚥
🚉🚥🚉
9. Everything is fair in love, war and local trains
10. You never say angry. You say "dimaag ka dahi ho
11.
Auto
Mumbaikar - saale dubai chalega? 🚓🚕🚓
12. Some words we use often -
13. Local trains are the only place in Mumbai, where men are more civilized than women
14. In India we drive on the left of the road. In Mumbai we drive on what is left of the road
15. That awesome moment when in local trains you don't have to move towards the exit, you simply pushed towards it by the crowd. 🚋🚋🚋
16. While giving directions you say right / left
17. If an Andheri/ Borivali passenger gets into a Virar fast train, that's a serious crime boss
18. Once you survive in a Mumbai local during the journey from VT to Kalyan & Virar to Churchgate or vice versa during peak hours, you can survive anywhere in the world
19. Train timings (9.27, 10.49
20. In every local train journey you will find
21. No
22. Nobody remains "untouched" once you enter Virar / Karjat fast local. 👫👬👭
23. 99% fast train halt at Goregaon station, but still not indicated
24. Second class ticket Rs 9 and first class ticket Rs 104. No difference. You can't sit in either
25. Getting a
26. If you smell Parle G Biscuits, Matlab Vile Parle Station aa
27. Aur yahan Mumbai mein ghadi sab ke pas hai, lekin time kisi ke pas nahi hai. 🚘🚘🚘
28. You are travelling every day in Virar or Thana train..
29. 3 moments/places where politicians can't dare to speak about religion
1. Ganesh Chaturthi
2. Ramzan
3. Mount Mary fair.
30. We are only and only Mumbaikar when 26/ 7
31. We have great respect for
Yeh hai
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